What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are white women so hard to date?

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

When was the first time you suck on a penis?